Hey. This is an old picture of me.
13. I hate homophobes. I hate people who burp without even attempting to hold it in; burping should be in the same category of grossness as farts, or peeing your pants. I hate people who go to parties drunk when no one else is drinking, and I hate people who put their political beliefs on facebook as: “facebook is stupid.” That’s stupid.
14. I love big sweaters and coffee. ALL AT ONCE. I love sugar gliders. I love Salvador Dali. I love smiley faces, and will draw them on every desk I sit in.
15. Male sugar gliders have two pronged dicks. Female sugar gliders have two lateral vaginas.
5. I don’t smoke or drink.
1. I’m turned off by weird crusty stuff in the corners of lips, burps, and people who say “SWAG” that aren’t being sarcastic.
2. I’m turned on by Ida Maria’s music, accents that aren’t stupid, and people who say “SWAG” that are being sarcastic.
3. I’m afraid of car accidents. They’re icky. Ahh.
4. I like me some Nicki Minaj. Especially when she makes funny faces.
10. The other day, I asked Sarah Cate how China was. I seriously thought that crazy science thing was in China. She said it was in Pittsburgh. And everybody on my bus was eavesdropping. And they all laughed at me.
WHY DID I THINK SHE WAS IN CHINA.
14. I love nerds (like the candy), nerds (like the nerds), Micah, and getting fat.
3. I’m deadly afraid of car accidents. Especially if I’m in a convertible. Ahhh.
6. I loooooooooooove Juno. And Rubber.
16. I miss my friend Ji-Yun, just because we never hang out anymore, I miss my cousins and I miss the people that I ended things on bad terms with.
20. The craziest thing i’ve ever done was probably snort some bath salts and eat someones face.
12. I would love to tell you my last text, but I cannot find my phone charger. I think i was trying to tell my friend larry that i was crying, and he was all like, NOO! But, that was a big slice of lie pie.
4. I am in love with Zooey Deschanel.
I’m going to cry if no one sends me numbers.
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